Stiletto Heels Scanlations

Guys (and gals), I hate to do this, but I’m seeing Heart o Uchinomese! and Sukimasuki releases pop up all over the place not even a day after it’s been released! It’s not cool with me. Hosting sites that have gone to the trouble of asking for permission have to wait 4 days, and I don’t think it’s fair that those of you who haven’t even asked permission aren’t following the team request.

I don’t want to shut down hosting, because that would make me a big meanie, so please respect the rules.

Thank youuuuu~
(Just an f.y.i. Don’t worry, the only thing I’d actually hurt would be a fly, but let’s try not to tempt me.)

…is probably something I’ll never hear fly from your lips. And if it does? (cracks knuckles)

We’ve really got to hand it to our speed demon editor for wrapping the chapter up so quickly despite suffering from a nasty cold. (Thank you, Nightswan!) All the crazy members ( I can already hear Mizi protesting to the word ‘crazy’) of the Heels’ team wishes you well, and I’m sure the readers do too.

Where can you get the download, you say?

You know the drill.

“I said I wanted milk with my cookies!”

What does this have anything to do with manga, you say? Abso-fluffin’-lutely nothing. And what can you do about it? Nothing!

I’ve been trying to get my ears used to the thai language (my father thinks it imperative that we embrace our culture and language, and feels it unfair that the only language I speak besides English is broken Japanese with my mother), so for the past few days I’ve been struggling through my sister’s Huk Liam Phra-karn DVD, a lakorn (or thai drama) following a grungy, foul-mouthed undercover cop named Khom (Num Sornram Theppitak) who infiltrates the abode of a very powerful and very influential druglord (Jukkrit Ummarat) in order to expose his drug trafficking scheme. However, against his better judgement, Khom falls in love with the druglord’s vivacious and feisty daughter, Mina (Joy-Rinalee Sripehn), who seems to come equipped by default with a fluffy pomeranian, slapping flip-flop sandals and an array of handbags.

I’m no lesbian, but Joy-Rinalee is an absolute pleasure to watch as the spoiled, naive rich man’s daughter, and so are her petty arguments with Khom:

Mina: ” Would it kill you to just say please for once?”
Khom: ” Can you direct me to where your father is, puhhhh-lease? (pause) Doesn’t look like I’m dead yet. Just didn’t want to say it.”

Num, for as much as I loved his clean-shaven, knotted-cravat, obocchama look in Barn Sai Tong (House of Sand) seems more convincing as a thug with his beard and unbuttoned jacket-sleeves:

Khom (with his beard) and Mina

Anyway – woops! haha – I guess I’ve just given myself away. You’ve probably figured out exactly what had caused me to take my sweet time with this release. I could just sheepishly throw my hands into the air and say, ” Oh, well, too bad for you guys!” and run off, but that would make me a total bully.

So, to make up for lost time, I locked myself in my room after work for a week, deprived myself of tv and sleep, and finished Heart o Uchinomese! Chapter 3.

For the love of taboo! (click here)

And a dragon by any other name would not smell as sweet. (Insert sound snippet of Bruce Lee’s famous “waa-chaa!”)

Tonight we’re bringing you Sukimasuki Chapter 1, a new manga edition to the Stiletto Mafia Team. Yes, you’re right, it is a Seinen manga. And, no, you will not think I am insane for temporarily stapling bed sheets over my balcony doors after reading this chapter. Alas! Tis another month until I have enough dinero for some curtains.

For those expecting another installment of Heart o Uchinomese! don’t hold your breaths , you won’t have to wait much longer.  I admit, I’ve been clocking in 7 hours of sleep lately, and it’s made me lazy. But Chapter 3 is in the midst of editing, and you shall have your josei angst soon!

Head here for the release.